he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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