I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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