we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
It's just like the Real World with babies
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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