Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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