You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You smell like stripper and shame
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
