We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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