Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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