is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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