You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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