Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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