And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
what day is it and did you see me today?
high people should be assigned attendants
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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