Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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