So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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