So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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