So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
