oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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