This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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