i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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