sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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