I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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