"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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