I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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