Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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