I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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