Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Randomize