I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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