i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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