I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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