She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
we should paint friendship bongs
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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