Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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