I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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