Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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