only if we run a train.
done.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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