I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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