i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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