Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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