Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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