So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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