Only a mothe r could love this liver
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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