there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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