I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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