If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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