So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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