I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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