are you so shy because you have an std?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
