You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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