Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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