She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My vagina is officially offended.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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