why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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