Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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