You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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