Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
