normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's official drugs can't kill me
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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